Pre-departure talk

What is that?!
I think it's a one hour talk where the guy (sorry but I really don't remember his name) got his chance to show off his sense of humor. Personally, I think I would have enjoyed it if I was attending it with people I know.

First off, when I entered the lecture hall I sat in front thinking there was lots of forms to take so why bother walking up and down the stairs for it. I was among the first few to enter the hall. After a few minutes, weirdly, all the other students were sitting on the other side of the hall leaving me all alone on the other side. I wanted to change sides but knowing me... I was too lazy to do so. The guy speaking have to use the mic to call me, "Ah Moi, you going to Tasmania is it? That's why you have to sit so far from the others."

So, I picked up my stuff and moved to the other side. Then, half way throughout his talk (Sorry, but I have selecting hearing), he suddenly said "Anyone below the age of 21 please raise up your hand". So I did. "Raise up higher la, why want to do so low like that?"

What is his problem? PMS ka?